Say this to your Girlfriends :)

rahulmum2 · 07-26-2006, 04:45 PM

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line...

but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received.

1. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

3. Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could, hide your face

4. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
!
5. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

6. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

7. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

8. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

9. I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

Max! · 07-26-2006, 06:45 PM

! These rock! Dude! Good ones!

uberaditi · 07-27-2006, 02:33 PM

Rofl, he'd get a swift kick to the nuts faster than he can say I love you.

bianka · 08-18-2006, 11:13 PM

For sure LOL @ uberaditi

nitin · 10-26-2006, 09:41 PM

mast aahe rahul

07-26-2006, 04:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
rahulmum2 Elite Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 101 Thanks: 4 Thanked 22 Times in 20 Posts Reputation: 0	Say this to your Girlfriends :) A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received. 1. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell" 2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 3. Of loving beauty you float with grace, If only you could, hide your face 4. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not ! 5. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 6. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life 7. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming 8. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 9. I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. 10. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime

07-26-2006, 06:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
Max! Elite Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 529 Thanks: 0 Thanked 40 Times in 30 Posts Reputation: 0	Re: Say this to your Girlfriends :) ! These rock! Dude! Good ones!

07-27-2006, 02:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
uberaditi Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Michigan Posts: 97 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Reputation: 0	Re: Say this to your Girlfriends :) Rofl, he'd get a swift kick to the nuts faster than he can say I love you.

08-18-2006, 11:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
bianka Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 243 Thanks: 0 Thanked 13 Times in 10 Posts Reputation: 0	Say this to your Girlfriends :) For sure LOL @ uberaditi

10-26-2006, 09:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
nitin Elite Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 140 Thanks: 1 Thanked 12 Times in 8 Posts Reputation: 0	Say this to your Girlfriends :) mast aahe rahul

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode